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That intro guarantees that everyone will read this post, right?
That intro guarantees that everyone will read this post, right?
When describing how ugly the woman he hired to work on our house was, Chuck said, She is slightly behind a sheep in the fuckability scale but a step ahead of a stick.
I never said he was classy all the time. To be fair, she really was the ugliest woman I've ever seen. I would feel sorry for her if she hadn't stolen from us.
I never said he was classy all the time. To be fair, she really was the ugliest woman I've ever seen. I would feel sorry for her if she hadn't stolen from us.
My ex used to say:
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Oh my! I can't wait to share this one with Tim! I;m glad the guys got to get together for dinner Tuesday night! WE should ALL get together for dinner soon!
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