Friday, February 6, 2015

Life lessons

When teaching his kids valuable life lessons, Chuck said, "Fight means fight, destroy means destroy, ad no means no.  And also don't smell people's finger if they say, 'Smell my finger.'"

Silence

"Silence confirms suspicions."

Not exactly funny, but definitely true.  And this is way back from September 29, 2014.

Aging

"I want to grow old gracefully, bitching the whole time."

No explanation needed.

Sunday, January 4, 2015

On the way home

In a random text, Chuck said, "I just left the liquor store, and I'm feeling much better about the world!"