Monday, November 22, 2010

Pantyhose

Chuck said, I stretch the truth like pantyhose.

Monday, November 15, 2010

The Family

Chuck said in an email: Ah, the family (a moment of pleasure for a lifetime of something less fun but probably more enriching if you believe all the perpetual drivel on that show Oprah, who I don't think has any children of her own, ironically).

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Hear him say it yourself.

With joy in his heart, Chuck said: THIS.

Click above to hear it yourself!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Witty

Chuck said, A witty statement unsaid is like an unborn child.