Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Soccer Coach

Out of nowhere, Chuck said, It doesn't matter if you win or lose, you just better win.

His loving, but confused wife asked, "Where did that come from?"

Chuck said, That's a Chuck Said.

He paused and said, I'd make a great soccer coach. My team would be called the Cobra Kai and I'd have them call me Sensei. I'd teach Luke to say, 'Get him in a body bag. Yeah!'

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Different Definitions

In response to his wife telling him to throw away all the crappy socks, Chuck said, "You and I have different definitions of 'crappy socks.' For me, if the holes are on top then they're still okay."