Resolution

I resolve during 2012 to say the the word "damn" as little as little as possible during mass.

Aunts & Uncles

Out of the blue, Chuck said, "You girls really get a raw deal. You have an Aunt Flo that visits once a month and she's a real bitch, but we guys have an Uncle Woody that visits every morning and he's a ton of fun."

Barbed Wire

Chuck said, I'd rather sleep with barbed wire than sleep with Luke.

Soccer Coach

Out of nowhere, Chuck said, It doesn't matter if you win or lose, you just better win.

His loving, but confused wife asked, "Where did that come from?"

Chuck said, That's a Chuck Said.

He paused and said, I'd make a great soccer coach. My team would be called the Cobra Kai and I'd have them call me Sensei. I'd teach Luke to say, 'Get him in a body bag. Yeah!'

Different Definitions

In response to his wife telling him to throw away all the crappy socks, Chuck said, "You and I have different definitions of 'crappy socks.' For me, if the holes are on top then they're still okay."

I am on no quest for perfection.

Jack Shit

Chuck hasn't said jack shit lately. He's too busy working. I wish we didn't have to pay bills. Ugh.