Poor Evie

In the context of discussing how bandaids are magic, Chuck said, "When Evie gets her period, I'm gonna hand her  a box of bandaids and tell her, 'Good Luck!'"

Breakfast Bitch

When looking at his breakfast, Chuck said, "All I need is some syrup and this French Toast is going to be my bitch."

Taken

When watching the movie Taken, Chuck said, "If Amber took our kids to Europe, there would be a Liam Neisen movie called 'Give Them Back'."

Amber is our niece and is going to Europe this summer

Platypus

When discussing our kids, Chuck said, "Some people are unique like a snowflake and others are unique like a platypus."

Our kids are unique like a platypus, just so you know.