Bug!

In response to George happily shouting, "Bug! Daddy, bug!" and pointing toward Chuck, Chuck said, No George, that's not a bug. It's a mole. It's a part of my skin.

Oh my gosh, I was in the next room and I could not stop laughing.

Snails

While Chuck was watching TV and I was working on the computer, Chuck said, Hey honey! Look at all these snails trying to find this one dead fish. Yeah, it's lively around here.