Pantyhose

Chuck said, I stretch the truth like pantyhose.

The Family

Chuck said in an email: Ah, the family (a moment of pleasure for a lifetime of something less fun but probably more enriching if you believe all the perpetual drivel on that show Oprah, who I don't think has any children of her own, ironically).

Hear him say it yourself.

With joy in his heart, Chuck said: THIS.

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Witty

Chuck said, A witty statement unsaid is like an unborn child.