US Weekly

In response to my question, "Why in the world are you reading US Weekly?", Chuck said without hesitation, I like the 'Who Wore It Best' thing.

His Powers

In relation to the last post on Chuck Said, Chuck said, I'm disappointed to find out that I'm not actually funny, but that I just get my powers from alcohol.

I love that he considers his funny nature in the realm of a super power - like he's the funny sidekick on X-Men.

Crickets.

Chuck said __________________.

That's right, he said nothing. His funny factor is directly linked to the status of his liver. The harder his liver works, the funnier he is.

So, if you want more Chuck Said, encourage him to drink more.

Music of Choice

After hearing some girly sounding music, Chuck said, Is that Justin Beaver?

Chuck Logic

Chuck said, Chuck logic is like real fact but more readily available.