Life lessons

When teaching his kids valuable life lessons, Chuck said, "Fight means fight, destroy means destroy, ad no means no.  And also don't smell people's finger if they say, 'Smell my finger.'"

Silence

"Silence confirms suspicions."

Not exactly funny, but definitely true.  And this is way back from September 29, 2014.

Aging

"I want to grow old gracefully, bitching the whole time."

No explanation needed.

On the way home

In a random text, Chuck said, "I just left the liquor store, and I'm feeling much better about the world!"

Poor Evie

In the context of discussing how bandaids are magic, Chuck said, "When Evie gets her period, I'm gonna hand her  a box of bandaids and tell her, 'Good Luck!'"

Breakfast Bitch

When looking at his breakfast, Chuck said, "All I need is some syrup and this French Toast is going to be my bitch."

Taken

When watching the movie Taken, Chuck said, "If Amber took our kids to Europe, there would be a Liam Neisen movie called 'Give Them Back'."

Amber is our niece and is going to Europe this summer